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[Atigram]

Udis quost optate aut plaborecte rererum volore nobis ut expliquam faccatium restis acerae in core, voluptatur, is derumqu ationse natur, qui con el excescipsunt quunti alique explatum sanis veliqui tecerum di demporatur.

 

[Callaina]

Two questions:

- What do you need this for?
- Where did you find this? There are numerous spelling mistakes/non-existent words (in Latin) in this sentence. Please double-check either your source or autocorrect or both and repost.

 

[Pacifica]

It isn't really Latin, but more like a salad of haphazardly rearranged fragments of Latin or Latin-looking words. Possibly a sort of lorem ipsum...

 

[Atigram]

These are croatian newspaper and everything is on croatian but this horoscope text so i tried to translate it but couldnt and my latin teacher sead it is latin but some unknown and that she saw things like that but couldnt translate them. So I really want to know what does it mean.

 

[Callaina]

It isn't Latin but rather some random jumbled-up sequence of Latin-like words meant to mimic Latin. Very odd, since the horoscopes for the other star signs aren't in this weird gibberish "language". Maybe the newspaper uses a "filler" text generated by a "Lorem Ipsum" program and they just forgot to replace this one with something real.

 

[Etaoin Shrdlu]

It's nonsense, but impossible to say why it's there, unless whoever writes the horoscopes wanted to see if anybody would notice, or go out with a bang.

 

[Atigram]

It could be some kind of code

 

[Aurifex]

It could be some kind of code

It's really of no significance. It's code for "we messed things up".

 

[Callaina]

It's code for "we messed things up".

Or, perhaps, code for: "If you think your daily horoscope actually holds any more meaning than this random gibberish, you're fooling yourself."

 

[Imber Ranae]

It could be some kind of code

In the off chance that it is a code of some sort, the only person who could elucidate it for you would be the newspaper publisher or the writer of the actual horoscope. Since it's not real Latin, we can't help you with it, sorry to say. In all likelihood it's just lorem ipsum filler text that was left in because the writer forgot about Leo that day.

 

[Iohannes Aurum]

It means "Don't trust horoscopes."

Horoscopes, after all, take advantage of the Barnum effect. They are written in such a way that they are meaningful to anyone who receives them (in that they are deliberately vague, just like fortunes from fortune cookies).