Not that other languages don't have comparable mishaps, but since we all here speak English, let's poke fun at it.
One has to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which,
1. There is:
- no egg in an eggplant
- no ham in a hamburger
- neither apple nor pine in a pineapple.
2. Sweetmeats are candies, while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat.
3. Guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig
4. Boxing rings are square
5. Quicksand can work slowly
6. You park in the driveway but you drive on the parkway.
7. You ship by truck and send cargo by ship.
8. A slim chance and a fat chance are the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites
9. Your house can burn up as it burns down
10. You fill in a form by filling it out
11. An alarm goes off by going on.
12. When the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible.
13. And finally, how about when you want to shut down your computer you have to hit "START!!
One has to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which,
1. There is:
- no egg in an eggplant
- no ham in a hamburger
- neither apple nor pine in a pineapple.
2. Sweetmeats are candies, while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat.
3. Guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig
4. Boxing rings are square
5. Quicksand can work slowly
6. You park in the driveway but you drive on the parkway.
7. You ship by truck and send cargo by ship.
8. A slim chance and a fat chance are the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites
9. Your house can burn up as it burns down
10. You fill in a form by filling it out
11. An alarm goes off by going on.
12. When the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible.
13. And finally, how about when you want to shut down your computer you have to hit "START!!