Holy crud! That's alot of consecutive shi's! That poet has some serious skills to pull that off! I took a couple semesters of basic Mandarin a few years ago, but sadly, I haven't had much practice at it since then.
In my own experience, studying foreign languages has made me turn a critical eye to my native English. I now find phrasal verbs clunky and often absurdly illogical. I often do my best to avoid them, at least in writing. In fact, Latin makes the entire language look clunky, in a way. None of that marvelous compactness and concision afforded by case endings. Oh, no! We're stuck with rigid word order and extra prepositions.
But of course, none of those quirks even approach the absurdity of our stubbornly archaic orthography. I was aware before I ever touched Spanish that English spelling wasn't exactly the most consistent, but after earning my B.A. in Spanish, I can't help but feel a bit spoiled for phonemic spelling. I'm actually a little embarrassed for the entire Anglophone world at just how hopelessly absurd our spelling is. I've even experimented with not one but two self-designed alternative spelling systems and composed a satirical poem intended to match the tune of "Loser Like Me" from TV's Glee.
You say, "Don't fix what's not broken."
But hey, face the facts now in detail.
The "broken" ship has surely sailed.
In fact, it's been at sea for agesǃ
Indeed, ever since the printing press,
Spelling has been such a messǃ
Our speech has evolved along on its way
Since those medieval days.
So why must old Chaucer keep on holding sway
Over what's on the page?
Blue, shoe, two, flew, do, and through too.
What the bleepǃ
Just how do you say "ooh"?
Though, cough, bough. I've had enough, it's the truth.
I'm thoroughly confused.
Should, shout, own, town, wood, food, womb.
Oh, bloody heckǃ
It's quite a plight,
So let's spel thingz rytǃ
Meet our good friend Mr. Spellingǃ
Oh, waitǃ He's too stoned, and not on weed
But on etymology.
At least that explains his schizophrenia,
And how he can often be so cruel
To foreigners and natives, too.
There's no 'e' in "heart."
Take it out. It plays no part.
Why do we "break bread"?
Such words always tease my head.
Why then must we "bake a big cake"
Only to "gain lots of weight"?
There's no 'i' in "friend."
Why can't spelling just make more sense?
And as if this post wasn't eccentric enough, here's a quick taste of what I think English might look like today if we'd actually bothered to update our orthographies like a well-behaved European language. It's my favorite quote from a certain British "Doctor."
Xis iz mai taimi-waimi ditektur. It gouz "diñ" wen xer'z staf. Awlso, it kæn boil an eg æt xhurti pesœz,...whexxur yu wont it tu or not ækcœlli, so ai'v lurn'd tu ste ahwe from henz. It's not pritti wen xe blo ap.