Big F*cking Truck

[Rilius Francisus]

So yeah...Context...

My mother is an... interesting person, one who recently came upon a truck that she got as a Christmas gift to herself. She has asked me to, for the sake of either naming or labeling, find a translation of "big fucking truck" into Latin. Being myself a rather new student of Lingua Latina, this rather bombastic yet humorous translation escapes me. Thus, I am asking here, and while I would understand if an exact translation is impossible (Scipio not being remembered for winning the Punic War in his new Chevy), anything close/ in the ballpark would be vastly appreciated ("great transport", "grand journey-maker", "horrifying machine of fornication", etc.).

 

[Bestiola]

Admissarius magnus???? Dunno, but I'm sure we have some experts here.

 

[Laurentius]

She is joking don't take her seriously, that doesn't mean truck.

 

[Bestiola]

heyyy, take that as a compliment it does mean "a machine for fornication" though

 

[Rilius Francisus]

Like the sense of humor in that one , will definately be an option.

 

[Laurentius]

Oh. This is the actual meaning of the word anyway.

 

[Bestiola]

Like the sense of humor in that one /www.kproxy.com/servlet/redirect.srv/sruj/swytefirizvgcowi/p1/>/server14.kproxy.com/servlet/redirect.srv/sruj/swytefirizvgcowi/p1/>/www.kproxy.com/servlet/redirect.srv/sruj/swytefirizvgcowi/p1/>/server8.kproxy.com/servlet/redirect.srv/sruj/swytefirizvgcowi/p1/>/server8.kproxy.com/servlet/redirect.srv/sruj/swytefirizvgcowi/p1/>, will definately be an option.

Glad you appreciate it! /www.kproxy.com/servlet/redirect.srv/sruj/swytefirizvgcowi/p1/>/server14.kproxy.com/servlet/redirect.srv/sruj/swytefirizvgcowi/p1/>/www.kproxy.com/servlet/redirect.srv/sruj/swytefirizvgcowi/p1/>/server8.kproxy.com/servlet/redirect.srv/sruj/swytefirizvgcowi/p1/> I meant it in the sense of "big fornication machine" since you mentioned that as an option, not "a big fuckingtruck". And, just couldn't miss the opportunity for a joke at Laurentius' expense, our resident admissarius /www.kproxy.com/servlet/redirect.srv/sruj/swytefirizvgcowi/p1/>

 

[Imperfacundus]

hah
anyway, 'truck' may as well be vehiculum

 

[Bestiola]

or currus?

 

[Imperfacundus]

That works too
For recognizability though, we could go with the first one

That word is just too perfect for me not to steal as my new title
"The one they unleash that he may fuck"

 

[Abbatiſſæ Scriptor]

This is very unedifying.

 

[Bestiola]

That word is just too perfect for me not to steal as my new title /www.kproxy.com/servlet/redirect.srv/sruj/swytefirizvgcowi/p1/>
"The one they unleash that he may fuck"

Lol two admissarii on board, aren't we lucky

 

[Laurentius]

This is very unedifying.

You never read the thread "Keep a word/Drop a word" I assume.